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9/10/09 07:12 pm - realization

You're not actually interested in my life.

 

I don't need you.  I don't need ANY OF YOU.

Current Music: They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse in Your Soul
Current Mood: weird

7/22/09 02:31 am - yeah

For those not in my immediate loop, I have a job working mainly as a game room attendant at the North Park Clubhouse, and hopefully during school I'll transfer to the place in Robinson.  I fill games with tickets, unjam tokens when someone tries to put a quarter in, and clean up at the end of the night.  It's typical minimum wage work, very easy but very frustrating when it gets busy.  Sometimes I'll just work redemption, giving out prizes and shit, making me feel like I'm in the Divine Comedy. 

I was in Paducah, Kentucky again the 17-20th for my cousin getting hitched.  The reception was really great, had a heart to heart with the drunken female trombone player from the band.  My mom's side of the family are all mostly Southern upper middle class conservatives that share nearly nothing in common with me.  I can't wait to friend them on Facebook.  The car ride with Mom and Jayne-Ann down and back was good too.  It reminded me of times past. 

We did forget to get White Castle though.
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Current Mood: awake

7/21/09 03:21 pm - Writer's Block: Life of the Party

Do you know any party tricks that can impress a crowd? Or even just a little kid?


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Being myself is pretty entertaining for most everyone.
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7/16/09 05:04 pm - Writer's Block: To Infinity and Beyond!

Are you interested in intergalactic travel? What would you hope to discover?

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I am extremely interested in intergalactic travel.  I would hope to discover shitloads of bitchen technologies like tube travel and robot girlfriends.  Either that or a band of space pirates that would realize I bring a lot to the table.  I think I have a real air of mystery about me.
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7/3/09 03:19 pm - Writer's Block: Dog Day Afternoon

The Dog Days of summer, the hottest days of the year in the Northern Hemisphere, start today. What's your favorite thing to do in hot weather?


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BE NAKED
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6/16/09 04:30 pm - Writer's Block: Set the Scene

Empty parking garages, roadside motels, dark caves, dank basements, overgrown forests—what kind of setting makes you feel nervous?


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New Kensington, Pa.
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6/13/09 03:25 am - ART

I got my final photography project back yesterday.  I feel like for being Jason Gulbin work it's really good.  Should I scan it and post it on deviantart or just post them on a normal photo sharing website and not be gay?
Current Mood: chipper

6/2/09 08:59 pm - accurate

I just watched a commercial on HBO for The Dark Knight, which consisted entirely of clips of the film set to Where is My Mind by the Pixies.  Good commercial.  That is all.

5/6/09 10:41 pm - Writer's Block: Protecting America from another financial catastrophe

What can the government do to protect America from another financial catastrophe?

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5/1/09 03:37 pm - Writer's Block: End of the World as We Know It

Robert Frost speculated about the world ending in fire or in ice. Which do you think is likely to end us all: meteorite, global warming, nuclear weapons, zombies, or the superflu?


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It WILL end in fire, kind of, probably.  The sun will go turn into a red giant in 5 billion years and engulf the Earth.  Whether or not we have ended ourselves by then is another question entirely.
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4/21/09 06:57 am - To Do List

1.  Play Touch Mechanic.
2.  Almost definitely fail Video/Film Aesthetics.
3.  Play Ninjatown.
4.  Worry about not graduating in four years.
5.  Think of how to explain to parents that I might not graduate in four years.
6.  Play Touch Mechanic.
7.  Apply at North Park Club House Lounge as a dishwasher because money + not dealing with people = good summertime/seasonal job.
8.  Play Ninjatown.
9.  Fantasize about how much better my social life at school will be with a motor vehicle of some kind.
10.  Photo shoot Emilee as the Angel of Death for my photography final.
11.  Go back to beaten levels in Ninjatown and earn A's on them.
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4/10/09 12:59 am - Writer's Block: What is your name?

If you were to have another name, what would it be?

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Ron Hardbody.

Either that or just Jason.

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3/27/09 10:10 pm - Writer's Block: Previously on My Journal

If a friend started reading your journal today, what would you need to fill them in on so they could understand what you're writing about?


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Many private entries that I'll probably never show anyone.
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3/25/09 01:38 am - Writer's Block: Multimedia

What is your favorite macro? Why?


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Courage Wolf helps get me drop kicks me through the day.

Also they're called memes you wankers.
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3/15/09 04:17 pm - Writer's Block: Big Debates

Do you think stem cell research is good, bad, or dangerous? Should it be funded by the government?

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Stem cell research is awesome. We need more of that shit.
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3/12/09 03:00 pm - ATTENTION

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jason, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.



3/12/09 02:47 pm - Writer's Block: It's the Little Things

What's a little thing you do every day that brightens the lives of those around you?

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I don't BTK them (often).
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3/10/09 12:31 am - Writer's Block: Almost Famous

What celebrity do you think looks like you? What celebrity do other people say you look like?


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A little bit of Jack Black, a little bit of Ben Gibbard, a little bit of a Jack Black/Ben Gibbard love child.
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3/6/09 07:50 am - Writer's Block: Miss Manners

What recently developed technology—cell phones, wi-fi, laptops, handheld gaming devices, etc.—do you think has had the worst influence on how people behave in public?


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Cell phones hands down. Now that people can stay connected everywhere, they want to do it all the time. And Bluetooth headsets always make me think people are talking to me when they aren't. Speaking of which, this is excellent:

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3/5/09 02:44 am - Writer's Block: Chatty

Do you prefer texting or talking on the phone?


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Texting because then I can hit up several bitches at once. Also I can do it while doing other things, such as running, napping, or watching the Power Rangers movie.
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